Friday, January 9, 2009
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets. --Ogden Nash.
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a show window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.-- Jean Kerr
One of the greatest tools for building a healthy marriage is the ability to maintain a sense of humor about the"Weird" creature you've promised to love and cherish for "as long as you both shall live." Humor, as you can see from the following story, can change even the most frustrating experience into an occasion of laughter.
Patsy Clairmont is grateful for her husband Les's mild mannered. however, sometimes she wishes that he would show a little enthusiansm. Recently she purchased a new dress, and brought it out on a hanger for Les's viewing.
"What do you think?" Patsy prompted.
"That's nice."
"Nice?" She cried.
"Didn't you ask me what I thought of your dress?" he asked, puzzled. "Your dress is nice."
"Les, 'nice' makes me nauseous."
"What do you want from me?"
"I want dramatic; I want dynamic; I want some enthusiasm!" Patsy demanded loudly.
"Patsy, that dress is nice,' he said with quiet firmness.
So Patsy took the "nice " dress and stomped back to the closet.
On her way across the room, Les called out," Patsy, look! Patsy, look!"
She turned and saw her two-hundred pound husband leaping in the air, arms stretched heavenward, exclaiming, "Wow, what a nice dress! Wow, what a nice dress!"
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Hugs and Happy Friday!
Kim
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