Speaking from the Heart

Not me, I am not acting like a teenager who can't be away from my boyfriend. Prince Charming has been out of town since last Thursday. He was informed that he can't leave until the project is done. That can mean a week from last Thursday. The best part about being away is our children can see how much Prince Charming and I still love each other. The Inquisitor told me that it was nice to hear me and his dad chatting on the phone for half an hour, like him and his girlfriend.

Not me, I didn't rant and rave about Inquisitor's English poor test score. It turned out to be a "B', instead of a "C".

I didn't make my kids do school on Monday, while the other kids were off for President's Presidents' Day. That would be child abuse.

I didn't tell my kids to cancel their scheduled recorded TV program, so I could record mine. In my defense, I retracted my request. I realized that I could record the same show two hours later.

I didn't tell Minnie to call her dad last Friday and asked him where we were going for dinner. Geez, you would think that I have developed a Friday routine.

I didn't flood our laundry room, after combining a cup of laundry detergent wih 3 shaggy bathroom rugs.

Not me, I am not hooked to facebbook. C'mom, I am already addicted to blogging.

Not me, I didn't put an apostrophe before the "s" in Presidents' Day. You are probably wondering why I homeschool my children.

Not me, I didn't loose Minnie's geography book again. Although she denies it, I think she hid it again.

Not me, I don't use a hair dryer to jumpstart the automatic icemaker. Let me explain. Whenever the icemaker freezes, I have to use the hairdryer to melt the excess ice. This way, I can prolong another year of buying a new refrigerator. Our next appliance purchase will be a new dishwasher.

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over by clicking on the clipart. Once you are there, you can read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Not me, I didn't put the wrong year (2007) on the medical reimbursement form.


Not me, I didn't coerce Mini into asking Prince Charming to take us out to eat. That would be so childish of me.


Not me, I am not 26 Scrabble games behind Prince Charming. LOL, this is a good ground for a divorce. Don't you think?


Not me, I didn't go to Blockbuster 3 times on Saturday to see if anyone has returned "Fireproof".


Not me, I didn't get the only copy of "Fireproof" on my last trip to Blockbuster.

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Not me, I didn't enjoy being home alone, while the rest of the family is watching the Super Bowl Game at a neighbor's house.

After telling the Inquisitor why he shouldn't have a Facebook account, I didn't open an account for myself.

Who me? I definitely did not spend the weekend searching for high school friends on Facebbook. It was my twin sister.

Not me, I didn't order take out pizza two days in a row, because I didn't feel like cooking.

Not me, I am not gloating and proud about The Inquisitor being accepted to the IB school.

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

No, I am not proud of Prince Charming's craftsmanship. He spent the weekend
altering the entertainment center to accommodate the 52" flat screen TV.

Before

During

It wasn't me who left the Church's restroom faucet running. I am not spoiled by the automatic faucets.

It wasn't me who has not cooked dinner for the last three days. It wasn't my family who ate the leftovers.

It wasn't me who had to meet Prince Charming at Lowe's, because he forgot his billfold again.

It wasn't me who took the advantage of leaving Minnie at church for her Christmas production , and went Christmas shopping. No, not me.

Not me, I don't believe in blogging first, house cleaning later.